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Karen Burns

How I've survived violent crap. And dancing

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The Break is Over

Posted on October 19, 2011 By karensburns

Modem and router were incompatible today. So no internet access. Having Qwest forcibly removed from Arizona, if not the planet. It was Qwest’s idea in the first place to have a separate router, which today their “friendly” service rep told me was the problem… Phone battery was dead – could…

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Still Relevant After All These Years

Posted on September 29, 2011 By karensburns

Everything I need to know I learned from Simon and Garfunkel. My 15-year-old daughter loves Simon and Garfunkel. If ever someone taught me right from wrong, flighty from deep, it’s Paul and Art. Mostly, I am a much better person and mother for their words and harmonies…maybe 50 Ways to Leave…

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God’s Rubber Duckie

Posted on August 16, 2011 By karensburns

I died about 10 years ago. Not for long, but dead enough. One night, about 3 days after sinus surgery, I began to hemorrhage. About midnight I let go of my efforts to control the bleeding and left my immediate location. As I lay my head down on the floor…

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Once a Rockette

Posted on August 4, 2011 By karensburns

“To dance is to live.” Snoopy I love to dance more than any other person on earth. I danced from the moment I could walk-all the way to Radio City Music Hall. For a moment, I was a Rockette, for all my life, I’ve been a dancer. But, after dancing…

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Time to Say Something Else

Posted on June 4, 2011 By karensburns

I’m a mother of two teenage girls. Life continually proves to be harder than I expected. Body/Image dysmorphia seems to be an inherited condition – in an attempt to break the chain – the first written words to undo misconceived perceptions. Dear Hannah and Talia, Lately it has become apparent…

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Press Next Before You Start

Posted on November 23, 2010 By karensburns

Pointing to the touch screen in front of me, the pharmacist said “You have to press next before you start.” Really? Next is before the beginning? This is what we have come to. Not – “Live in the moment.” “Seize the day.” But rather, “ignore the moment, because it has…

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A Moment to Rain Dance

Posted on November 5, 2010 By karensburns

How often do we take a moment to play? Not often enough, I think. //www.youtube.com/get_player

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The Science of Laundry

Posted on November 4, 2010 By karensburns

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart. Jerome K. Jerome Laundry multiplies like rabbits when left alone. It can debilitatingly overwhelm and mesmerize even…

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One Lovely Blog Award

Posted on November 3, 2010 By karensburns

One-lovely-blog-award Look what I got from http://unmotherlyinsights.com/ by way of: http://sometimesmeaningfulramblings.wordpress.com/ and I am more than happy to “pay it forward.” Here are my recipients in “forward-ness.” My adored DeeDee and http://www.fiddledeedee.net/ Bring the Rain     http://audreycaroline.blogspot.com/    Modern Mommy Moments http://modernmommymoments.blogspot.com/ And right back at my newly adored Debra: http://unmotherlyinsights.com/ …

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Blood Shed

Posted on April 15, 2010 By karensburns

despite appearances we are all masterpieces in grace everyone despite appearances we are all someone’s child the person tailgating us at 70 mph through the grocery store parking lot calling at 6:30 pm to sell us anything we don’t want in extremes murdering someone else’s child in cold blood or…

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Karen Burns

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I live in a suburb next to an enormous Intel plant in a desert where I don't belong. My neighbors are techies, blue-collar football fanatics, gamblers, bankers, parents, sky-divers, nurses, pilots. I'm a dance, music and acting teacher, performer still, mother and wife hoping to be kind in this corner of my non-indigenous environment. I actually like living here. Most of the time.

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